185 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said
Ted Rueter panders to Democratic occasion traces by means of gathering 370 oratorical guffaws credited to well known politicians. labeled in alphabetical order and provided by means of topic subject, the quips include:
Forgiveness: "In the Bible it says they requested Jesus what percentage instances we should always forgive, and he stated seventy instances seven. good, i need you to understand that i am holding a chart." --Hillary Rodham Clinton
Me: "I am Al Gore, and that i was once the following president of the USA of America." --Al Gore
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Gingrich “I virtually suppose sorry for Newt Gingrich. President Clinton has an affair with a twenty-one-year-old, and [Gingrich] loses his job.” —George Stephanopoulos (Clinton White residence staffer), after the November 1998 elections Rudy Giuliani “His spouse kicked him out, and he moved in with homosexual males and a shih tzu. Is that South Carolina values? I don’t imagine so.” —Alex Sanders (2002 senatorial candidate from South Carolina). Giuliani had come to South Carolina to crusade for the.
Here.” —Christopher Dodd (senator from Connecticut, 1981–), requested to evaluate Gore’s probabilities if he ran for president in 2004 Greatness “This continues to be the best kingdom on this planet, if we simply will metal our wills and lose our minds.” —Bill Clinton (president, 1993–2001), on the collage of Florida in 1992 Hell “I am in hell already. i'm in Israel.” —Al Sharpton, in 1991, responding to a Tel Aviv heckler who yelled, “Go to hell!” Holistic View “I have a holistic view.
anyone could turn into president, and that i feel it’s only one of the dangers you take.” —Adlai Stevenson (1952 and 1956 presidential nominee) “I am operating for the time whilst unqualified blacks, browns, and girls sign up for the unqualified males in operating the government.” —Frances “Sissy” Farenthold (Texas country consultant, 1969—72) Race “I’m the single white baby-kisser that ever talks approximately race in entrance of white audiences.” —Howard Dean (2004 presidential candidate) Rainbow Coalition.
Do within the past.” —Booth Gardner (governor of Washington, 1985–93) Time administration “You greater name my dad. My mom’s beautiful busy.” —Chelsea Clinton (daughter of invoice and Hillary Clinton), to her college nurse at the present time and the next day to come “We’re the celebration of Tomorrowland. They’re the occasion of Fantasyland. We’re the get together of major road united states. They’re the get together of the Pirates of Enron.” —Al Gore (2000 presidential nominee), in April 2002 on the Florida Democratic social gathering conference Twinkies.