69 for 1

69 for 1

Alan Coren


Recently lower back from the useless, Alan Coren reveals that the realm has replaced little in his absence: children nonetheless flip to Winston Churchill to avoid wasting them from university dinners; Clark Gable snuggles—as ever—against the bristly chest of his lover Errol Flynn (despite having been captured on video by means of the full British delegation of a Hong Kong revenues conference); and hysterectomies stay played by means of enthusiastic poulterers. As for Coren himself, regardless of bearing the prestigious rank of complete colonel within the accomplice Air strength, he continues to be tormented by ordinary nightmares that his club of the P.G. Wodehouse Society has been poached by means of a Polish imposter in spats. England’s best-loved slapstick comedian reveals time to give an explanation for why Cannon & Ball have relaunched themselves as delight & Prejudice; to determine that if J.K. Rowling had positioned all her Harry Potter source of revenue on Archer’s Folly within the 3.15 at Haydock Park she will be richer than invoice Gates; and to bare precisely why he took Princess Michael of Kent to work out the smuttiest statue in London.

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