B Is for Bad Poetry
Pamela August Russell
Pamela Russell’s unexalted (but completely hysterical) poems mock, chide, accuse, tease, comic story, undermine, aspect, and chuckle on the global round us—and at something that takes itself too heavily. Her non-canonical oeuvre comprises: Tea for 2 (A Tragedy); Nietzsche And The Ice-Cream Truck; Capitalism Can Fall unlike I Fell For You; Inappropriately Touched by means of An Angel; Love is sort of a bathroom Bowl; and plenty of extra.
Who knew undesirable poetry should be so solid!
B Is For undesirable Poetry B Is For undesirable Poetry PAMELA AUGUST RUSSELL New York/London www.sterlingpublishing.com/kids STERLING and the precise Sterling brand are registered logos of Sterling Publishing Co., Inc. Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication information on hand 10 nine eight 7 6 five four three 2 1 released through Sterling Publishing Co., Inc. 387 Park road South, manhattan, big apple 10016 © 2009 through Pamela August Russell disbursed in Canada via Sterling Publishing c/o.
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