Bridget Jones's Diary
The number one nationwide bestseller through Helen Fielding, writer of the hot novel Bridget Jones: Mad in regards to the Boy (October 2013)
Bridget Jones's Diary is the devastatingly self-aware, laugh-out-loud account of a yr within the lifetime of a thirty-something Singleton on an enduring doomed quest for self-improvement. stuck among the thrill of Singleton enjoyable, and the phobia of demise on my own and being came upon 3 weeks later part eaten by way of an Alsatian; tortured through arrogant Married associates asking, "How's your love life?" with lascivious, but patronizing leers, Bridget resolves to: lessen the circumference of every thigh by means of 1.5 inches, stopover at the gymnasium 3 times every week not only to shop for a sandwich, shape a practical courting with a liable grownup and learn how to software the VCR. With a mix of flighty allure, existential gloom, and endearing self-deprecation, Bridget Jones's Diary has touched a uncooked nerve with hundreds of thousands of readers the realm around. learn it and laugh—before you cry, "Bridget Jones is me!"
Of Dover smeared beneath. without warning understood how previous girls turn out wandering round over-made-up with all people sniggering at them and resolved to not giggle anymore. “What’s going on?” he acknowledged. “I’m upfront aging,” I muttered. “Oh, for God’s sake. It’s that bloody Rebecca, isn’t it?” he acknowledged. “Shazzer informed me concerning the Magda dialog. It’s ridiculous. You glance approximately sixteen.” Love Tom. even if suspected he could have been mendacity nonetheless believe highly.
Above us. “I imagine might be I’m just a little hot,” I acknowledged, staring at Daniel conscientiously. “I imagine probably I’ll move and take a seat at the roof for a while.” “For God’s sake, will you take a seat nonetheless for 2 minutes!” he yelled, relocating to bar my direction, yet i used to be too speedy for him. I dodged previous, opened the door, ran up the steps and opened the hatch out into the daylight. There, opened up on a sunlight mattress, was once a bronzed, long-limbed, blond-haired stark-naked lady. I stood there frozen to the spot,.
Authority. 8:30 a.m. Mum simply rang, i thought to want me good fortune for the hot activity. “Guess what, darling?” she all started. “What?” “Elaine has invited you to their ruby wedding!” she stated, pausing breathlessly and confidently. My brain went clean. Elaine? Brian-and-Elaine? Colin-and-Elaine? Elaine-married-to-Gordon-who-used-to-be-head-of-Tarmacadam-in-Kettering-Elaine? “She inspiration it'd be great to have one or younger ’uns there to maintain Mark.
Down and stated, “God, most of these bloody women ringing him up.” Panic-stricken, I reached for the Silk lower. Which women? What? someway I made it in the course of the day, obtained domestic, and in a second of madness left a message on Daniel’s answerphone, asserting (oh no, I can’t think I did this), “Hi, it’s Jones right here. i used to be simply thinking about the way you are and in the event you desired to meet for the skirt-health summit, such as you said.” The moment I placed the telephone down i noticed it used to be an emergency and rang Tom,.
bed room, opened the window and lit up a Silk reduce. Then i realized Jamie’s head protruding of window one flooring less than, additionally having fag. mins later the rest room window opened and an auburn-coiffed head caught out and lit up. It was once bloody Mum. 12:30 p.m. reward alternate was once nightmare. continually overcompensate for undesirable provides, yelping with pride, this means that i am getting progressively more horrid presents every year. therefore Becca—who, while I labored in publishing, gave me a worsening sequence of.