Drama Is Her Middle Name: The Ritz Harper Chronicles Vol. 1
Wendy Williams, Karen Hunter
surprise jock extraordinaire Wendy Williams shall we unfastened with the 1st in a chain of novels according to her adjust ego, the divalicious radio DJ Ritz Harper. Ritz places the s in surprise and the g in gossip, and Drama is her center identify.
Ritz is a suburban lady at the outdoors, yet within she’s a hustler’s hustler who’s masterfully maneuvered her means into the highlight after ruining the profession of a well-respected newswoman (and former collage friend). Ritz’s “exclusive” rockets her to the pinnacle of the rankings, and she’s rewarded together with her own convey. Like a speaking Venus flytrap, she verbally seduces her on-air visitors, purely to have them for lunch as she spews gossip approximately their lives.
Ritz turns into the darling of the station’s afternoon slot. yet what occurs whilst Ritz is going from drive-time diva to drive-by sufferer? Has Ritz bad-mouthed the incorrect individual? Has her signature cat-and-mouse “bomb drop” been dropped on her instead?
As Ritz lies crumpled on a urban sidewalk, all she will imagine as she struggles to keep up recognition is “Who did this to me? Who?”
Readers will salivate as they struggle to determine the place the fictitious Ritz ends and the real-life Wendy starts. Wendy will contain her thousands of listeners by means of asking them what may still ensue to Ritz, in an effort to be printed firstly of the subsequent novel, scheduled to be released in fall of 2006 for Christmas.
She observed the presents. “Don’t imagine this is often going to make me move effortless on you!” however it did. She and Mariah ended up conversing and guffawing and consuming for 2 hours like previous girlfriends. there has been no mud-slinging, no juicy gossip, simply lady speak. It was once so anti-Ritz. and she or he vowed after that by no means to drink back on air. So whereas her site visitors sipped at the robust stuff, Ritz had her glass choked with gleaming cider or vitamin ginger ale, poured prior to they got here in. Heather was once beginning on her moment glass.
Of champagne. Ritz had requested her approximately her new CD and film through the first part hour, and now she used to be able to stream in for the kill. She was once able to speak about the issues Ritz Harper was once identified for—the stuff her viewers waited for each day. “Let’s speak about you and your man,” Ritz begun. “I listen plenty of issues approximately you two.” Heather blushed simply and squirmed a bit in her seat. “Well, what have you ever heard?” Heather stated. “Wait. Don’t resolution that! Let’s simply say we’re nonetheless a great deal.
fairly extra paintings than enjoyable. at times he may hang around with Ritz. Chas used to be the one one on the station who have been to her domestic. Friday was once meant be their brainstorming evening. “Mr. Chas, are you loose to paintings at the convey tonight?” Ritz requested as they walked to her vehicle on Friday. “Or do you've one other date?” “Look, don’t be jealous,” Chas stated, poking Ritz playfully within the aspect. “I can't support it that i'm in excessive demand.” The remark stung Ritz a bit yet she by no means enable on. She.
this is why Ritz Harper had grown to depend upon Jamie lots. Jamie used to be their in-studio lie detector. while a visitor was once within the studio and Ritz requested a very sticky query, she may frequently flip to determine if Jamie had a response. whereas Ritz prided herself on her skill to interpret physique language, which she had discovered in university, Jamie had a true 6th feel approximately people who they can by no means train at school. She knew Derek was once a hustler. She knew that he was once most likely even risky. yet she.
know the way to discover a superb guy. He had capitalized at the pattern of lonely girls, which used to be simply getting worse. girls didn’t comprehend the place to show for an outstanding guy. there has been “on the down low,” and JL King and homosexual males pretending to be directly. there has been the rash of “good males” with solid jobs and professions marrying Asian and white ladies, leaving the “sisters” within the lurch. there have been already 5 girls for each guy in so much significant towns, and people numbers have been a long way worse within the black neighborhood. Tyler.