Graverobbers Wanted (No Experience Necessary) (An Andrew Mayhem Thriller)
the 1st booklet within the wildly well known sequence of horror/comedy novels that includes Andrew Mayhem!
When you’re determined for cash, looking for a bit event, and aren’t the main in charge individual on the earth, you could turn out doing a little outrageous issues. that's how Andrew Mayhem, a married father of 2, finally ends up accepting $20,000 to discover a key…a key buried with a physique in a shallow grave.
But what he unearths within the grave isn’t fairly what he anticipated, and what starts off as an easy night of morally questionable handbook exertions becomes a truly long way to die. Andrew unearths himself investigating a homicide whereas pressured right into a extraordinary video game of wits and braveness performed by way of an unseen killer with a twisted humorousness. It’s a video game that might contain him with a gaggle of filmmakers referred to as Ghoulish Delights, who're hiding a mystery that may try each final little bit of Andrew’s nerve to discover.
And it’s most unlikely to discover a babysitter.
"No writer operating this present day comes just about Jeff Strand's ideal mix of comedy and terror." -- Cemetery Dance
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"You already acknowledged that. Are you utilizing macros now?" The typing grew louder and speedier. "You take heed to me, Andrew Mayhem. i've got 5 humans locked away who're going to die a similar excruciating loss of life you observed this night if you happen to do not stick to my instructions." "Yeah, right.How do i do know you are not bluffing, such as you did in case you stated you have been going to maintain Roger?" "You'll get the tapes." "Uh-huh. Sure." "Don't push it, Mayhem. If i need to, i'm going to convey one among them down without delay and you'll hear.
I wasn't going to be getting any leisure within the close to destiny. "Someone left us a present!" Kyle exclaimed. He began to rush ahead towards the colorfully-wrapped present, which used to be in regards to the measurement of a milk crate, yet I fast scooped him up by way of the waist and held him again. "It's now not a child current, it is a grown-up present," I acknowledged, dangling him upside-down to the accompaniment of a serious laughing healthy. understanding that I most likely isn't keeping my son upside-down while I wasn't within the top.