I Don't Care About Your Band: What I Learned from Indie Rockers, Trust Funders, Pornographers, Felons, Faux-Sensitive Hipsters, and Other Guys I've Dated

I Don't Care About Your Band: What I Learned from Indie Rockers, Trust Funders, Pornographers, Felons, Faux-Sensitive Hipsters, and Other Guys I've Dated

Julie Klausner


within the culture of Cynthia Heimel and Chelsea Handler, and with the boisterous iconoclasm of Amy Sedaris, Julie Klausner's candid and humorous debut I Don't Care approximately Your Band sheds mild at the humiliations we undergo to discover love--and the teachings that may be culled from the wreckage.

I Don't Care approximately Your Band posits that in recent years the worst men up to now are those who look delicate. It's the jerks in great man garments, no longer the avid gamers in Ed Hardy, who holiday the hearts of contemporary ladies who grew up within the shadow of feminism, pondering they can have every little thing, yet turn out compromising consistently. The cowards, the kidults, the critics, and the contenders: those are the celebrities of Klausner's memoir approximately how challenging it really is to discover a man--good or otherwise--when you're a cynical grown-up exiled within the dregs of Guyville.

Off the recognition of her New York Times "Modern Love" piece approximately getting the brush-off from an indie rock musician, I Don't care approximately Your Band is marbled with the wry traces of Julie Klausner's precocious curmudgeonry and brimming with truths that anybody who's ever been on a date will relate to. Klausner is knowledgeable at touchdown herself waist-deep in loopy, time and time back, partly simply because her adventure as a comedy author (Best Week Ever, television Funhouse on SNL) and caricature comic from NYC's Upright voters Brigade fuels her philosophy of ways any scene may still spread, that's, "What? That sounds loopy? ok, I'll do it."

I Don't Care approximately Your Band charts a tremendously human trip of a strong-willed yet susceptible protagonist who loves males like it's her task, yet who's performed with men who understand extra approximately love songs than love. Klausner's is a brand new outlook on courting in a time of popular culture obsession, and she or he spent her 20's doing own box examine to again up her philosophies. this is often the girl's model of High Fidelity. via turns specific, humorous and relocating, Klausner's debut exhibits the evolution of a tender lady who continued myriad encounters with the incorrect men, to emerge with actual- international knowledge on issues of the center. I Don't Care approximately Your Band is Julie Klausner's manifesto, and each one in all us can relate.

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