Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III: Learning to Talk More Gooder Fastly

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III: Learning to Talk More Gooder Fastly

Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff Foxworthy truly is familiar with find out how to speak gooder redneck, specifically after runaway bestsellers at the topic. yet for these folks that nonetheless have to get involved with their internal redneck, here’s the 3rd convenient reference with much more indigenous idiomatic ingenuity. With Jeff as your consultant, you’ll get the entire finer issues of conversing right redneck. Here’s your likelihood to pep up your parlance by means of studying the best way to use phrases and words like

an• ar• chist (an-ar-kist´), conj., n., and v. also, having pressed one’s lips to another’s as an expression of love or sensual wish. “Anarchist her ma, anarchist her sister, anarchist her gramma, anarchist her different sister, anarchist her different different sister, after which her dad walked in and . . .”

i• Pod (í-päd), n. and v. a private connection with having groped or approximately dealt with another individual or an item. “IPod her for approximately twenty mins ahead of i noticed she used to be my mother-in-law.”

uri• nal (yer-en-el), n. and v. a announcement about the present prestige or place of the individual being spoken to. “If you're thinking that urinal lot of hassle now, simply wait until eventually Daddy will get home.”

No subject the place you hail from, Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary III will make you sound such as you have been born some distance less than the Mason-Dixon line. So shove apart that additional roll of single-ply to create space for this publication on your family’s studying room, simply because 3 is easily the charm.

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