Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III: Learning to Talk More Gooder Fastly
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an• ar• chist (an-ar-kist´), conj., n., and v. also, having pressed one’s lips to another’s as an expression of love or sensual wish. “Anarchist her ma, anarchist her sister, anarchist her gramma, anarchist her different sister, anarchist her different different sister, after which her dad walked in and . . .”
i• Pod (í-päd), n. and v. a private connection with having groped or approximately dealt with another individual or an item. “IPod her for approximately twenty mins ahead of i noticed she used to be my mother-in-law.”
uri• nal (yer-en-el), n. and v. a announcement about the present prestige or place of the individual being spoken to. “If you're thinking that urinal lot of hassle now, simply wait until eventually Daddy will get home.”
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Belonging to the individual being addressed. “Put on YouTube most sensible, child, we are goin' out somewhere great tonight!” ze·roed (zē′-rōd), n. and v. a male who has simply traveled, as at the again of an animal. “Screw him and the pony zeroed on.” zit (zit′), v. and n. interrogative in regards to the impression of a thing. “Mama, this pimple on my brow— zit gonna break my date?” ZIT concerning the writer JEFF FOXWORTHY is the largest-selling comedy-recording artist in heritage, a a number of Grammy Award.
cause of an motion or occasion concerning a motorcar. “My daddy will not enable me force his carcass i have hit too many deer.” car·di·gan (kärd-ə-gin), n. and adv. repeated motion upon or utilizing a small, oblong piece of cardboard embellished with rank and go well with. “Something's fishy with this deck, 'cause you simply performed a similar cardigan.” cat·tle (kat′-əl), n. and v. a pussycat creature and its destiny activities. “Be cautious, that outdated livestock scratch your eyes out for those who get anyplace close to her.”.
or motion. “I'm now not make clear should still remain or go.” urban nearer cli·mate (klīm′-ət), v. and n. to ascend something. “Soon as I set my eyes on a mountain, i am not happy until I climate.” clos·er (klōz′-ər), v. and adj. to stop or close anything of a female's. “Please inform her to nearer mouth whilst she eats.” com·i·cal (kä′-mik-əl), n. and v. somebody whose occupation is inflicting entertainment and his or her destiny activities. “That comical make you giggle your head off.” con·sid·er.
Counterfeit in there.” CONSPIRE CROTCHETY cou·ple (kəp′-əl), n. and v. an eight-ounce box for measuring beverages and its destiny kingdom. “If you wanna occasion with natural grain, one couple do the trick.” crotch·ety (krä′-chət-ē), n. and pron. a word connecting a male to a spot the place issues sign up for, as in the place the legs meet at the human physique. “I would not be so cranky if it wasn't my crotchety hit with a bat.” Cu·ba (kyü′-bə), n. and prep. a 3-dimensional square-sided item with.
Surrounding the earth. “I'd flow to Denver, yet with all of the smog that Arizona somewhat larger than it really is right here in L.A.” ANTHILL surroundings Ar·kan·sas (ärk′-ən-s), n. and v. a flat-bottomed boat along with an observer's visible conception. “Noah complete the Arkansas that it was once good.” ar·son (ar′-sən), adj. and n. referring to the male offspring of the speaker. “I understand I swore arson did not set hearth on your vehicle, Sheriff, yet i assume I misspoke.” at·mo·sphere (ət′-məs-fir), pron.