Love All the People: The Essential Bill Hicks
thanks. subsequent time i would like you, simply hawk up a piece of lung for me, o.k.? Rear again, release a flim-jim in the direction of the level. yet! hearken to this; how manyyyyy non-smokers can we have the following this night? (louder applause and hooting from the gang) Bunch of whining little maggots. You obnoxious . . . self-righteous . . . slugs. Don’t take that inaccurate. I’d stop smoking if I didn’t imagine I’d turn into one in all you. you're the worst commercial for non-smoking, you recognize that. inform you, the worst type of.
Giving up pussy. ‘Hi, I’m invoice and I’m a pussyholic. i admire how it smells . . . i admire how it tastes, and uh . . .’ ‘Keep coming again, guy. continue coming, you’re within the correct place.’ I’m no longer happy with this second, okay? It occurred; I moved on. you recognize what I suggest although, we'd like a brand new enemy? Cos uh we’re so depressing in our personal lives we’ve bought to maintain pointing palms and blaming. ‘Drugs, yeah, medicinal drugs are the enemy. Hoo, yeah, what have been we thinking?’ humans ignore drugs,.
Doesn’t play the shit-holes I play o.k.? you place him in a few of these joints, he’ll have Emmanuel Lewis20 and Phyllis Diller sixty-nining as his nearer . . . simply to get out of there alive.’ I smoke ah . . . if this bothers somebody, i like to recommend you having a look all over the world within which we are living and closing your fucking mouth. Take that domestic with ya. I bought a few information to inform you this night. Very interesting information. For non-smokers? Oh, I can’t wait to inform y’all this cos i do know you don’t comprehend this . . .
RECESSION, melancholy, struggle, FAMINE, loss of life, AIDS.’ again and again. you then glance out your window: (makes crickets chirruping sound). Where’s all this shit occurring, guy? Ted Turner is making this shit up. Jane Fonda won’t sleep with him, he runs to a typewriter: ‘By 1992 we are going to all die of Aids. learn that at the air. I don’t get laid, no one will get laid.’ The conflict (clears throat) the conflict used to be a really tense time for me,23 the battle. Yeah. i used to be in a really unenviable place of being for the battle.
Least, sound refreshingly confident. ‘Yes, yet nonetheless, there’s one other facet to me. i'm a misanthropic humanist. It’s a unusual clash if you are your personal bête noire. Do like humans? They’re nice in theory.’ a chum of Bill’s and fellow graduate of the Houston comedy university was once Sam Kinison, the debatable stand-up rant artist who died in a automobile spoil prior this 12 months. Kinison was once usually accused of spreading hate, even if Hicks himself employs way more mild strategies. ‘Thank you so.