My Girlfriend's a Geek, Volume 1
This weblog is a list of conflict as dictated via a guy with a fujoshi girlfriend.
ok, that was once a lie. I'm no longer battling at all.
The conflict is solely one-sided. on a daily basis i'm dragged more and more into the area of otaku.
i can't be held liable for any damages incurred via studying this blog
and falling into a similar predicament.
there's a lot otaku speak contained inside, so please stick with your instructions conscientiously, and don't exceed your instructed dosage.
The outfit you’re donning at once? Y-KO: Hmm? The neko-mimi nurse? ME: Yeah. It’s, good… I’m lovely worried for the time being. I don’t imagine i will even flavor the cake. Y-KO: Aha… Say not more. I comprehend. ME: …? Y-KO: You’re feeling shy as a result of my dress! ME: … good, with the intention to be completely blunt, sure. Y-KO: And to be completely blunt, you must cosplay, too! ME: To be completely blunt, no! Y-KO: Don’t fear! My current is a swimsuit! ME: Wha… Are you hearing me?! Y-KO: It’s.
Right-handed? ME: sure. FUJOSHI A: Throwing and hitting? ME: right. Y-KO: yet for a few cause, his factor is curved to the left! ME: ………?! All: Da-ha-ha-ha-ha! what sort of nonsense gossip is that this? Fujoshi A: So, you essentially communicate with politeness by way of default, huh? ME: … good, Y-ko is older than me. Fujoshi B: How outdated are you? ME: I’m twenty-one. All: He’s so younger! … If you’re either an analogous age as Y-ko, then I’m now not all that a lot more youthful, rather. FUJOSHI A: You’re no longer very macho for a.
Her mother’s competitive Le Creuset jab—I was once reeling within the ring. not just was once I fearful as hell, my welcoming social gathering had taken a number of abrupt turns. The meal used to be a typhoon of questions about me. To be sincere, i used to be exhausted. After Y-ko’s elder brother had proven up and we had shared a truly awkward dialog, i used to be eventually allowed to flee to the protection of Y-ko’s room. ME: So, this is often your room, huh? Y-KO: Yep. Whaddaya give some thought to where I spent my early life? ME: It’s, uh… precise. Or.
Up the “Home stopover at” saga with the final access, yet because it left this sort of poor final influence of Y-ko, I’m composing an epilogue with the whole fact. caution: I approximately made up our minds to totally fail to remember this a part of the tale. the subsequent should still simply be learn by way of the stout of middle. the automobile is heading again to the station with me within. Y-ko is using, and i'm within the passenger seat. ME: The Shinsengumi convey used to be beautiful sturdy, huh? Y-KO: Yeah. That boy working on the finish used to be lovely lovable, too.
Busy lately. I go away the home, and that i don’t come again till after nighttime. I climb the steps to my condo, stroll down the slender hallway, and at last achieve the door. positioned the main within the lock, flip the doorknob, open the door, and— ME: I’m domestic… Bwagh! Y-KO: Welcome domestic, grasp… what sort of response was once that?! ME: Wh-wh-what is that?! Y-KO: What do you suggest? It’s a maid outfit, grasp. ME: you got one?! Y-KO: i purchased one, grasp. ME: … could you cease calling me “master”?.