The Voice of Reason: A V.I.P. Pass to Enlightenment

The Voice of Reason: A V.I.P. Pass to Enlightenment

Chael Sonnen


The publication that you're contemplating procuring is little short of a VIP move to Enlightenment, written by means of the UFC's such a lot notorious and feared destroyer of men—Chael P. Sonnen.

Backwoodsmen and unlearned people name him the strolling glossary. His contemporaries have bestowed upon him the identify Sir Sonnen. and people residing within the forgotten, forlorn jungles south of the equator reverently confer with him as filho da puta, a time period Sonnen individually deciphered utilizing his mastery of linguistics. It ability, easily, "the nice and Humble Bearer of Knowledge."

In the arrival pages, Sonnen's statement and stories of heroic experience will begin you into the area of superhuman greatness. permit him to hold you're keen on a frail damsel throughout the international combined martial arts as he cuts weight, offers with moronic cornermen, expresses his disdain for concentration mitts and punching regularly, will get his face rearranged, and reveals aid and encouragement from lovers. enable him to cleanse your mind's palate and educate you the reality approximately heritage, politics, endangered species, cinema, terrorists, tune, particle accelerators, and his plans for making a Chaelocracy, which interprets as "a greater Earth." bathe him with compliment as he's taking you into his manly mitts like a lump of clay and reshapes you in his personal likeness.

Like all males of delusion and legend, Sonnen strives for the betterment of the human race. Prometheus introduced us hearth; Dana White introduced us the modern day gladiator; and Chael P. Sonnen now brings us the step by step consultant to being an outstanding individual and patriot.

Purchase this ebook; learn the way the realm relatively works from the point of view of a guy who has been face-to-face with presidents, wardens, dignitaries, judges, kings and queens, and athletic commissions; and discover when you have what it takes to rouse out of your innovative nightmare.

There is not any larger day to forestall being you and begin attempting to be Chael P. Sonnen. The time has come for The Voice of Reason.

Chael Sonnen is the simplest trash-talker in all of sports.
—Jim Rome
Host of The Jim Rome Show

I've by no means noticeable whatever love it. he is the easiest factor due to the fact Muhammad Ali
—Dana White
UFC President

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