You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up

You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up

Heather McDonald


New York Times bestselling writer, comic, and Chelsea Lately author Heather McDonald’s hilarious precise tale of discovering herself within the main issue of being an unwilling virgin on the age of twenty-seven.

Can’t a woman costume like a hooker, dance like a stripper, and kiss like a porn superstar and nonetheless be a nineteen-year-old virgin?

You’ll by no means Blue Ball during this city back is the laugh-out-loud tale of a pretty l. a. girl who came upon herself within the problem of being an unwilling virgin. As an actress, author, and stand-up comedienne, Heather McDonald handed up plentiful possibilities to have her V-card revoked via good-looking, wealthy, and infrequently even fabulously recognized males, yet she couldn't deliver herself to do “it” till good after her neighbors have been deflowered.

As Chelsea Handler so lovingly places it, “Thank God Heather waited twenty-seven years to lose her virginity or she wouldn’t have any fabric for this book.” even if in a backseat, a group pool, or a activities stadium, with a frat boy, a physician, or an A-list big name, Heather McDonald knew tips on how to flip these boys blue. not like “putting out,” blue balling will possibly not have paid her lease or landed her unfastened journeys to Hawaii, however it did supply her with hilarious tales and adventures in her look for real love—and, finally, her own satisfied finishing. Now, Heather McDonald won't ever blue ball during this city back.

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